Q. What’s the difference between bowling ball and a Surrey girl?
A. You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. How do they tell the difference between the men and women at the Surrey health clinic?
A. The women have a higher sperm count.

Q. What's the difference between women from Surrey and garbage?
A. Garbage gets picked up.

Q. How come seagulls always fly upside down over Surrey?
A. Nothing worth crapping on.

Q. What do kids from Surrey do on Father's Day?
A. Hunt for their fathers.

Q. What does a Surrey kid get for Christmas?
A. A Langley Kid's bike.

A guy walks into a bar in Surrey like he means business. He pounds his fist on the bar and says to the bartender, “Give me six shots of tequila!" The bartender looks a bit surprised and responds, “What’s the occasion?” The guy says, “My first blowjob!” The bartender lights up, “Great, I’ll buy you the next shot. The guy says, “Well, if six shots of tequila doesn’t get this taste outta my mouth, nothing will!”

A guy comes back to his Surrey home to find that his lover has thrown all his belongings out the front door and scattered them across the lawn. "Baby! What are you doing?" he cries. "I want you out of this house!" she yelled. "I just found out that you're a pedophile!” "A pedophile!" the man replied, "That's a pretty big word for a 13 year old!"